Victory, Sweet Victory ... She Is Mine!

Victory, Sweet Victory ... She Is Mine!
Evil forces can lick me. Not only did I do well on my exam this week (Evil Forces 0, Laura 1), I did well on the quizzes I didn't think I did well on (EF 0, Laura 2). And a new improved telescope will be here tomorrow, just in time for the weekend (EF 0, Laura 3). And my wife is now DONE with school (EF 0, Laura 4). And, most importantly I have beaten that crapping-in-my-vegetable-garden feline from hell!! Yes, after finally spreading another five 40-lb bags of rocks on what was formerly my nice, sandy pathways through the garden, the cat finally stopped crapping in it! As a bonus, this morning, as I was watering the garden, I saw the culprit under my neighbor's car in the driveway alongside my garden. He looked at me. I looked at him. He glanced at my hands. I looked down to see what caused the look of fear in his eyes, and suddenly realized I had access to a loaded weapon... I could not resist.

There's only one kind of wet pussy I like, and that, dear readers, was not it. (Come on .. you know I can't resist a good vagina joke at least once a week.) He he. But my furry foe got his just desserts. My cats this evening are eyeing me suspisciously. My dog is in awe and bows down before me.

Final tally for the week thus far: (Evil Forces 0, Laura 5).

Well, back to being studious and proper.

I'm sure the Evil Forces are plotting their retaliation as I write this... Oh wait... wait. Stop. My mother is on her way home from a 2-week jaunt to Australia.

(EF 1, Laura 5).

Bastards...

Posted by LA at August 01, 2002 08:28 PM