You would think that Hartford was this chic, crowed, booming metropolis. The kind of city that sucks you in and never lets you out. Like NYC. For some unknown reason those UPS bastards have had my telescope there since yesterday. What, they can't find I-91 South? Jesus, there are 5 buildings and 2 highways in our state's boring-ass capitol. How hard could it be? GET ON THE GODDAMN ROAD AND BRING ME MY SCOPE!
According to the UPS site, there was an arrival scan at 2:22pm yesterday. Tonight at 8:47pm, there was a location scan. Location scan? You're still in Hartford, jackass! I could have driven there this morning, picked it up, brought it home, drank a pot of coffee and still made it to work by 9. What the hell are they doing?
Fucktards.