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Robyn's in my office and we're having our daily bitch and moan session. A bit thirsty after my morning tirade, I opened the lunch bag and to reach for my diet Coke and pulled out ... a Bud Light. I looked at the beer, looked at Robyn -- who of course misses NOTHING -- she looks at me with that "I knew you were up to something look" and says "A beer?"
"Uh, um. I saw a silver can and grabbed it. Thought it was a diet coke."
"Uh. Huh."
Of course, now she probably thinks I am a lush. So, I'd like to set the record straight. I do not drink at work. However, I'm not as disturbed by the fact that my colleague may think I am imbibing on the job, but more so that she thinks I actually drink beer from a can.
Yes, I am a beer snob. If it isn't Corona or Dos Equis, it's Belgian beer. Certainly not domestic beer. Pah. Banish the thought from your minds.
So ... that domestic light beer came from someone. And I think I know who ... Ahem. ;)
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