Vini Vidi Felis Vici
The @$!%^*! cat crapped in the garden again. Such temerity. As if to mock my "feeble attempts" to deter his defacing of my property, last night the rogue threw down the gauntlet on top of the new rocks lining my garden paths. A challenge! Ah, the game is afoot! I shall retaliate against my foe! I shall be feared! I shall be vindicated! Frailty, thy name is cat!