Women
I just do not understand women. Been one for 35 f'n years, and even I can't figure them out. When someone figures out what the goddamn rules are, please come find me and let me know. Until then, I'm slithering back under my rock. [What is she bitching about now? you may wonder. And I answer you: Does it matter? Does it really matter? Ladies, I gotta side with the men on this one. There is no figuring out women. Ever. And yes ... me included.