My bottle of PowerAde. I could not screw on the cap during the game last night. No, it was not game jitters. Just FFFS. (Fred Flintstone Finger Syndrome)
My Fish. We had one escape attempt. As we were draining the 40-gallon tank, my shark leapt out of the bucket and onto my *new* (an hour old) rug. (Yes, I decided to empty the fish tank AFTER putting down the new rug. Yes, "duh" is a word in my vocabulary. Yes, I am aware that Mensa may have made a HUGE mistake by letting me in.) I tried to grab him as he was flipping all over the rug. He was more slippery than a bar of soap. Actually, like a bar of soap dipped in K-Y jelly. As soon as I got a hold of him, he slithered his way out of my fat fingers and slammed against my filing cabinet.
He lived. He swims backwards now and is missing a few scales, but other than that, he's doing fine.
My Memory. I had to send Deb back home not once, but twice yesterday before the game because I forgot first my glasses and second the card we were giving to our Manager, Cheryl.
If you're beginning to wonder how she puts up with me, I'm way ahead of you... I'd like to know that myself. She said last night that I'm on my own in organic chem -- she' never taken it before. I have news for her: she will also be attending medical school. Whether or not she decides to become a licensed MD is irrelevant.
I can see it now: "HONEY!!!! Can you come over here and remove this big, ugly tumor from my patient's head? My fat fingers keep getting in the way!"
Sigh.
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