She’s not even 59 yet, and already my mother’s hearing is starting to irk the shit out of me.
Last night at precisely 8:58pm the phone rings. Deb answers it and hands it to me.
“It’s your mother.”
Me: "Heeeeello."
Mom: "You’ve been conspicuous by your silence." (I just talked to her Tuesday). "What have you been doing?"
Me: "Oh really? I didn’t tell you?"
Mom: "Tell me what?"
Me: "Come on. Seriously, I didn’t tell you about this?"
Mom: "Tell me what?!
Me: "I can't believe I didn't tell you this before."
Now her interest is really piqued.
Mom: "What!? Tell me!"
Me: "I AM STUDYING FOR THE GOD DAMN MCAT. THE SAME THING I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR 3 MONTHS!!!!"
Mom: "The 'uncat'? What the hell is the uncat? Don’t tell me you people got another animal in that house! Don’t you have enough already!?"
Me: "Are you kidding me? You did not just say uncat… Mom, the MCAT!! M. C. A T. MCAT!!"
Mom: "Oh!" [laughing] "I was going to say, you have enough fur floating around in that house. I told you my hearing is going. I hear the damnedest things. Oh look, CSI is on, I have to go."
Click.
And like that, she hangs up on me. Apparently, her hearing is not all that’s going.
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