Happy Valentines Day to you all! Hope you’re all doing something special and fun with your significant other, or completely ignoring this useless, contrived Hallmark holiday!
I just got back from lunch a short while ago – Ms. Weasel and I went to buy a few things for our respective spouses for tonight. I really wanted to buy The Wife some beautiful red roses, but she doesn’t like flowers. Well, she likes them – it’s just that she has issues with them (she claims they are allergies; I think it’s because the last time I brought them home, there was an episode …).
A few years ago I had surgery to remove a tumor, and my hospital room was filled with beautiful bouquets and gifts from friends and family. Roses, tulips, carnations, stuffed animals, balloons, chocolate, juggling mimes – you name it.
I was told that I could take only 1 arrangement home and the rest had to be given away because of someone’s delicate immune system. So, I decided to bring home the bouquet that had the big foil balloons with the giant sunflower faces on them. (I had already killed the chocolate and ate the mimes ... or was it the other way around?).
My first night home, I was still high from my last morphine shot in the ass, and at 3am while enjoying the drug-induced haze, the sunflower balloon suddenly morphed into the face of Satan and began telling me to do unspeakable things to the cats.
I started screaming and crying and sweating profusely, woke up Deb by begging her to get rid of the demons. The next morning the whole bouquet – balloons and all – were in the dumpster.
Needless to say, we don’t buy flowers anymore. Or balloons. Or mimes.
Sex LOVE
BUSH SEX SCANDAL
Washington is a hotbed of sexual high jinks
Sorry for offtopic, but I cannot stand not to write this:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/feature.cfm?instanceid=61852
read it ... bush is lier and whore !
Posted by: gAy sEx pOrN Scandal on June 15, 2004 03:56 PMExtract from Official Sweepstakes Rules:
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
To claim your prize without purchase, do the following: (a) Carefully
cut out your computer-printed name and address from upper right hand
corner of the Prize Claim Form. (b) Affix computer-printed name and
address -- with glue or cellophane tape (no staples or paper clips) --
to a 3x5 inch index card. (c) Also cut out the No paragraph (lower
left hand corner of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to the 3x5 card
below your address label. (d) Then print on your 3x5 card, above your
computer-printed name and address the words CARTER & VAN PEEL
SWEEPSTAKES (Use all capital letters.) (e) Finally place 3x5 card
(without bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: do NOT use the the
Official Prize Claim and CVP Perfume Reply Envelope or you may be
disqualified], and mail to: CVP, Box 1320, Westbury, NY 11595. Print
this address correctly. Comply with above instructions carefully and
completely or you may be disqualified from receiving your prize.
Mortgage Refinance http://www.refinance-mortgage-com.com