I went to class tonight for the first time in a week (it was cancelled Monday and I was sick last Wednesday), hoping to get my exam back (from 2 weeks ago). I come to find out that my prof is in the hospital with pneumonia. Honestly, I do feel bad for the man. He's very sweet -- flaky -- but sweet. I hope he recovers quickly.
Acting as his stunt double was my lab prof, who I've raved about before. Love him. Apparently, I'm the only one who thinks so, because when half the students found out he was the substitute for the night, they gathered their bits of scrap paper, decaf mocha lattes, nail files, chewing gum, hair bands and Nine West book bags and promptly left. Those who stayed behind then proceeded to complain for the next 10 minutes about how hard this guy is because he goes too fast.
Sure enough, he breezed through an entire chapter in 50 minutes -- much to my delight. I'm really not trying to sound like an intellectual snob -- I seriously need to learn this stuff by April 26, and I don't have time to sit and listen to the other prof chat with everyone about the inane lives of students. I know it sounds self-centered and selfish of me, but ... so what? I've accepted my perfection and narcissism -- it's about time everyone else does. Except Robyn -- she and I are cofounding members of our mutual admiration society. It's hard being us. Seriously.
Anyway ... speaking of the students, one of them reeked like relish tonight. Like she wrestled a giant Hummel hot dog in a vat of Heinz pickles before slithering into the classroom with the rest of the unwashed masses. I suppose relish is better than sauerkraut. When I used to commute to the city, and suffered the Hell that is the commuter train, people who ate the most disfuckingusting things -- things like sausages with mustard and sauerkraut or crab salad sandwiches with bad mayo -- would plop down next to me and stuff their faces with smelly food that would trigger migraines and my gag reflex. So, now I'm somewhat hypersensitive to certain food smells. Basically, if I'm not eating it, I don't want to see it, hear it, or smell it. (People who constantly make disgusting mouth noises when they eat is another pet peeve ... and something else I'm highly sensitive about. In other words, if you slurp, crunch, or gulp in my presence, I become homicidal. Now that I think about it, the only acceptable food you can eat around me without making me want to kill you is a slice of Wonder bread. But I digress.)
Thankfully, my prof let us out early (he probably couldn't take the stench either) and I got home and decided to waste 45 minutes before studying.
And now I really should go. I also found out tonight that my next Organic Chemistry exam is 3 days before the MCAT.
Thanks, Professor G ... thanks a million. (No, I'm not going to say something horribly sarcastic about hoping he "recovers" quickly from his illness -- I'm studyng to be a doctor -- remember??? Sheesh. Give me some credit...)
What did you do for those unaccounted for 45 minutes? You didn't do something totally inane like watch Dawson's Crack, did you?
People that strive for perfection wouldn't be caught dead watching that drivel. (We prefer Real World marathons.)
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On a lighter note, Did you know that all hotdogs are made from scraps whether they are blessed or not. Ketchup is a tomato based product. Vineger will help you lose body fat naturaly. People who spill generally have a great sense on humor. The best education is common sense, ever notice it's not part of the requirements for education. Having a goal is a good thing, notice how many lemmings there are ? And lastly, designer clothes are made from fabric too. p.s. Why is there a doctor on T.V. telling me that the liquid in my stomach is water, and that's why pills don't disolve ? Television makes me bleed.
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