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There isn't one particular reason why -- there are many.
For starters, I got no sleep last night. You see, I got my monthly shipment of multi-step skin care and hair care products from Sephora yesterday (woohoo!). And, the box of products came stuffed with bright red tissue paper -- which AJ saw fit to tear up at 3am... 4am... 5 am ... and oh yes, 6am this morning. In the bedroom. You do the math.
I was supposed to go to physical therapy at 7, but called and cancelled so I could sleep in to the late, late hour of 7.15. (Speaking of therapy ... Caligula was a pussy cat compared to what those therapists force me to do. Rotten sadistic bastards.)
As if that wasn't enough, Wife #2 wouldn't go out to lunch today, so I was stuck inside eating the lint from the between the keys on my keyboard and some dark brown liquid swill they call coffee.
On top of it all, there's the MCAT, my research, the weather, and that. I'll say no more. (No, not PMS -- I don't have that problem anymore, thanks to Troy, the Tumor of '96.)
I suppose the mini-fast did me some good. For the very last time, I am on Weight Watchers. (For a more detailed and hysterical account of what it's like on WW, check out my buddy's Eric's blog -- he's got some seriously funny stuff. The man's a genius with the written word..)
But this time I have a goal date: July 17. Specifically, my baby sister's wedding, which is on the beach in Cape May, NJ.
I won't be scantily clad -- I'll be wearing a tux, actually. But I am determined to be fit and trim and not one ounce over 130lbs, as God as my witness. (I probably just screwed myself right there, didn't I?? Fuck.)
Thankfully, I don't have to wear a dress, but I suppose I won't rule that out - depending on the outcome of the diet. (Both of you can pick up your jaws from the floor now. Jeeeezus.)
So far, I'm off to a good start -- down about 6 lbs in the first week and a half. Usually, I start and quit because life gets in the way. I figure, this time I can hold my self accountable by publicly announcing the goal date. (And weight.)
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I feel for you. My brother is getting married in March, in the Cayman Islands, and I'm (whisper it) 70 pounds up from where I want to be. The last time I got on the "I speak your weight" machine, it said "Get off and take your fat friend with you".
Well, don't fret over the lint too much my dear girl. You can always go out and buy organic vegetables that are now available in canned food isle. It will make the link go down a whole lot easier.
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