A few months ago, at the request of several friends, I became a blonde for the 2nd time in my life. Although much of it has grown out and been trimmed away, my hair has retained a lot of the blonde highlights, and I am digging it. So much so that I was thinking of just keeping my hair a much lighter shade of brown with lots of highlights, as it is now. Nevertheless, I have been talked into going back, once again, to the blonde bombshell 'do by ... the 2 blondes in my life, Deb and Beth. Naturally.

I wish I could say that they just want me to join their "dumb blondes" club, however, they are both super geniuses and make my Mensa membership look as impressive as being a member of Costco.

Hanging around these two is like having my own personal Discovery Channel. Everytime I have a question, one of them chimes in with a very detailed and technical answer. Of course, they ask me a medical question, and I reply with a blank stare and say something remarkably profound like, "Who wants another drink?"

I imagine I should be hearing more blonde jokes by week's end, but if you have any now, add 'em to the comments section. I need some ammo!