Beth just asked me if I would drive up to the mountains and fill up the truck with snow so she could put it all around her pool and hot tub for a snowball fight she wants us all to have on Christmas Day. She is so funny!
Snow. Me. As if. Clearly she does not understand the seriousness of my pathology.
I think I will twitch at the sight of it for eternity ... (Seriously, it is a cool idea. I may just do it ...)
Meanwhile, Deb is off buying our Xmas tree - I am thinking of hanging assorted medical equipment and empty pill bottles as ornaments. Nothing says Happy Holidays like colorful lights, tinsel, and latex gloves. We can even top the tree with a Foley catheter.
Ooooh... the possibilities are endless!
That said, I'll leave you with this Christmas nugget:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. " In honour of this season" Saint Peter said "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
Posted by LA at December 09, 2006 04:27 PMHA! Loved that joke. :)
Reminds me of one about a new priest giving his first sermon with some liquer to help his courage. You've probably heard it.
Anyways -- Happy Holidays!
Posted by: Mopsie on December 12, 2006 04:43 PMNice! Happy New Year!
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